Words sung are italicized.
Joe[]
It's me: Joe. Hello! And I'm a clue! So what could the surprise be with me: Joe?
Stage[]
Clue 2: I'm a Stage. (applause)
Clue 1: Hooray for you, Stage! I'm Joe.
Clue 2: And I'm a Stage. (applause)
Clue 1: What could the surprise be with me: Joe
Clue 2: And me: A Stage? (applause) Any ideas?
Kazoo[]
Clue 3: I'm a Kazoo. (plays tune)
Clue 1: Hi, there! I'm Joe.
Clue 2: And I'm a Stage. (applause)
Clue 3: And I'm a Kazoo. (plays tune)
All: Now that we're three, what will we be?
Thinking Time[]
Clue 1: I'm Joe.
Clue 2: And I'm a Stage. (applause)
Clue 3: I'm a Kazoo. (plays tune)
Clue 2: What could the surprise be?
Clue 1: Maybe I could stand
Clue 2: On me: A Stage, and do a show. (applause)
Clue 3: And in your show, you could use me: A Kazoo. (plays tune)
Clue 1: What could the surprise be?
Clue 3: (plays tune)
Song[]
Viewer: A Music Show!
Get ready to blow your best kazoo on a stage with Joe and Blue and you. Let's put on a sho-o-o-ow!